Guys, gals, non-binary pals and even you alien motherfuckers who keep on putting pyramids in my backyard. If you don't commission Johntingus Maduilingus right this fucking instant then I will commission nude art of Grantonimore showing off his teeny tiny little penis and siphon funds from the US government and use it to broadcast all over the entire goddamn country. Billboards, ads, and even TV commercials will have the art of Grantonimore and his small and unremarkable schlong. It will be really embarrassing and you'll probably laugh because you'll have to use a microscope up close just to be able to see it and realize that it's even NSFW in the first place but trust me it'll be there. Even if he doesn't do NSFW then I'll spend years replicating his exact style down to individual pixels and make the Grantonimore cock art myself. I bet you don't want me to do that so pour your entire life savings into commissioning Jingus Mohntingus so that he can have tons of money while you have nothing.
Commission post: https://www.newgrounds.com/collab/view/18197